Ramblin' Irishman

As they’ve been popping up a lot lately on my dash, I’d just like to go on record saying I don’t find velociraptors particularly whimsical, adorable, affable, or whathaveyou. Yes, they’re pretty cool and just might have been nature’s most efficient killing machines if they were afforded the opportunity to go toe-to-toe with the current top tier predators, but that is not to say I wish them amongst us now. Raptors don’t really strike me as the more-scared-of-us-than-we-are-of-them type. More like the yo-I’m-real-excited-for-you-and-Imma-let-you-finish-but-REARAERAEAERARAERRARRAR!!!!!!! type. Just putting that out there for everyone.